The Government’s controversial new porn laws mean ‘a bunch of old dudes who’ve never made a woman ejaculate’ are now deciding what porn you can and can’t watch, according to an adult entertainment mogul.

Porn legend Ron Jeremy is renowned for his on-camera stamina – but he looked like he would rather do something else in bed as he was caught short catching forty winks during his ‘rum job’.

Yesterday evening, all but three members of Wigan council voted in favour of Labour councillor Terence Halliwell’s motion at a full council meeting

Manchester-based LGF (Lesbian and Gay Foundation) are supporting the proposal of an overall increase in the quality of Sex and Relationship Education (SRE), especially in areas focussing on the teaching of gay, lesbian, bisexual, trans and intersex relationships.

Councillor Robert Bleakley escaped the sack for texts that claimed women were for ‘cleaning and washing material’ and that he hoped jailed Vicky Pryce ‘liked her fanny played with in the showers’.

Gay and bisexual men across Greater Manchester will be celebrating with the Lesbian and Gay Foundation (LGF) in recognition of 20 years of safer-sex packs.

A young woman was chased down the street and assaulted in a terrifying attack after being offered a car lift in exchange for sex in Hyde.

Cult TV shows, like Game of Thrones, The Wire and Hannibal, may be causing less Mancunians to be turned off by violence, sex and swearing than ever before.

The elderly victim was walking down Spotland Road at around 6.45am when she was dragged from the street and subjected to a terrifying attack, from which she lost consciousness.

Police investigating an attack on a 90-year-old woman in Rochdale have now said there is ‘no forensic evidence’ that she was raped.

Police have launched a manhunt after a 90-year-old woman was dragged off a Rochdale street and raped on Tuesday morning.