Manchester United’s newest signing Radamel Falcao can’t wait to start winning trophies with the club – and believes playing in the Premier League will be like a ‘dream’.

News emerged early this morning that United had moved to acquire the services of the Colombian striker, and were fighting with local rivals Manchester City and Arsenal for his signature

Ryan Roberts, 32 from Gorton, slammed the club for informing him over email that he had been moved from his seat in block N2402 following complaints about ‘persistent standing’ during the Premier League opener against Swansea

Well now you can add one more to your list – one whose rise and fall takes place over just four days.

Fergie’s tear-jerking story is chronicled in a promotional video along with ten other young fans from countries including Brazil, China, India, Indonesia, South Africa, South Korea and the United States, as part of United’s partnership with Chevrolet

Centre-back Rojo, 24, is due to cost United around £16million in a part swap deal, that involves misfiring winger Nani being shipped out to the Argentine’s club Sporting Lisbon.

American Woods also nominated tennis giant Rafael Nadal while McIlroy took it away from sport by mentioning former US president George W Bush and fashion model Meghan Markle.

Rooney, who has just been appointed Manchester United’s new captain, is the club’s third all-time leading goal scorers after his acrobatic effort against Swansea City on Saturday took his tally to 217 in all competitions.

Manchester United’s 2-1 loss to Swansea on Saturday certainly came as a shock, but the ludicrous expectations surrounding Louis van Gaal could not last forever.

Secret Cinema has partnered with mental health charity Mind to screen the movie at Victoria Warehouse, with all proceeds going towards the charity.

The event, hosted by Auto Trader, will see Manchester and its two most famous tribes use social media to turn a car – currently in pristine white – either red or blue, in preparation for the new Premier League season