Getting banned from Turkey was probably not how the Twitter founders imagined that their networking site would be celebrating its eighth birthday.
Since March 21 2006 Twitter has provided people with yet another online mouthpiece – celebrities to politicians to Joe Bloggs can vent their spleens to however many followers they have managed to accrue.
But even the Twitter-savvy of the world had to dip their toe in the water with the uncertainty of composing their first ‘tweet’, including MM.
BMX queen remains upbeat despite rough return to track cycling | Mancunian Matters http://t.co/vG8D7oM
— Mancunian Matters (@MM_newsonline) March 10, 2011
Naturally, most have got the hang of it, with Katy Perry currently topping the followers list on 50,531,561.
While over here Manchester, a few people needed to ease themselves in at the shallow end:
hi everyone!im finally on twitter! will soon get the hang of it no doubt!
— michelle keegan (@michkeegan) November 29, 2010
new to twitter, what the hell do i do?!
— Jack Rodwell (@JackRodwell) June 2, 2010
Not sure what the convention is but ‘hello twitter’
— Sir Richard Leese (@SirRichardLeese) January 16, 2013
Of course Michelle Keegan has made good on that promise, securing 1.93million followers to date, while it’s surprising that Jack Rodwell doesn’t have more than 138,000 followers with all the bench-warming time he gets.
On the other hand, Sir Richard Leese is apparently still not sure what the convention is, with an online flock of just 1,940.
If you want a shining example of how a politician can swing public favour to their advantage in less than 140 characters look no further than Barack Obama, whose election campaign made full use of the newfound ability to reach out to potential voters.
The President’s account now has 42.1million followers, and in Manchester a few political figures have made attempts at adopting the same approach, with varying degrees of success – observe these tentative first steps from Lucy Powell and Suzanne Richards:
Had to join Twitter, not least to find out what all the fuss is about with @blackburnlabour!
— Lucy Powell (@LucyMPowell) April 17, 2009
has been helping her boss to Twitter and thought she would give it a go herself!
— Suzanne Richards (@CllrSuzanne) February 17, 2009
With followers numbering 9,898 and 2,440 respectively, it is not hard to see who won that particular race.
Twitter is one of those things that are viewed as brilliant by some and with disdain by others, giving anyone who feels that way inclined a way to be heard (another step forward for free speech) even if no one particularly wants to hear them (one of the many downsides of free speech).
hey up chief,thunk i’ve cracked it! ha
— Lee Sharpe (@lsharpeofficial) January 6, 2011
@BrookeLVincent hi brooke ive just set helens twitter up can you get ur followers to follow her ? LG
— Helen Flanagan (@helenflanagan1) May 9, 2011
According to some, there is a certain addictive aspect to knowing that whatever comes to mind can be typed out and then read by your online faithful, a sort of ego boost.
And wherever there are egos, there are footballers, who have taken to the Twittersphere to widen their popularity and/or parameters of self-importance.
Hi everybody, this is my first tweet!! I got tired of people pretending to be ME. This is the only official profile you can follow me on.
— Robin van Persie (@Persie_Official) December 26, 2010
New born on twitter 🙂
— yaya toure (@Toure_yaya42) October 3, 2013
Hello world…….it took me a while to get on it but here it is, my 1st ever tweet – let da fun commence!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) June 15, 2010
Then there’s Wayne Rooney, who saw it as more of an alternative to texting.
Hi rio do u want picking up in the morning pal
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) April 23, 2011
And, as always, you can trust the Neville brothers to offer up some witty banter.
A picture for tomorrows game! http://yfrog.com/h082ycij
— phil neville18 (@fizzer18) May 6, 2011
@fizzer18 you’ll get hammered!!
— Gary Neville (@GNev2) May 6, 2011
Yeah, banter.
At least people recognise that footballers’ tweets are generally devoid of any real substance, while there seems to be an unhealthy public obsession with the thoughts of the rich and famous – one that the celebrities are happy to indulge.
If anyone was wondering why Turkey decided to ban Twitter, perhaps these are some of the reasons why:
In japan, went for a drink last night To celebrate saint Patricks day, gig tonight LG
— Liam Gallagher (@liamgallagher) March 18, 2009
Hello everybody. This is my first tweet!
— Gary Barlow (@GaryBarlow) October 9, 2011
I don’t do twitter cos I think its daft but I do have a YouTube channel. http://t.co/3TEPmPDUkF
— Karl Pilkington (@KarlPilkington) December 3, 2013
Then again, the inner-workings of Karl Pilkington’s mind are intriguing…
On the contrary, some choose to use Twitter as an outlet for actual news, with Amir Khan and Bez proving that getting your head bashed in for a living (punches and drugs) does not necessitate vacuous tweeting.
Amir Khan will face Andreas Kotelnik of Ukraine for the WBA world light-welterweight title in 27th June.
— Amir Khan (@AmirKingKhan) June 11, 2009
@Happy_Mondays Vote for Bez. Please RT
— Vote For Bez (@VoteForBez) March 14, 2014
Luckily, for those looking for someone to follow who is not a moron and can offer an alternative take on current affairs, the comedians rode to the rescue.
Finally got on here & Facetube (as my Nan calls it) http://tinyurl.com/qkutvf, being run by my mate, as I’m a ludite, he’ll keep you updated
— Peter Kay (@peterkay_co_uk) September 12, 2009
But for all the breaking news, revealing commentaries and witticisms that are drifting around the ever-expanding Twittersphere – currently numbering around 645million – there are always those who are convinced that everyone is enthralled by their day-to-day activities.
This first tweet by a member of stratospheric boy-band factory products One Direction to his 19.9 million devotees sums the unfortunate side of freedom of expression.
Enjoying my day at home 🙂
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) August 22, 2010
Riveting.
Main image courtesy of Garrett Heath, with thanks.