Well, here we are in the dying embers of 2023.
It’s been the best of years and the worst of years, abundant with major conflicts, royal controversies, sporting events, and only one prime minister (just).
While gorging on yet another mince pie and finally finishing that wretched bottle of Bailey’s, it’s time to review the year. It’s been a bit of an odd one. I mean, what really happened?
Let’s begin, in the usual order, with January:
Jacinda Ardern resigns as New Zealand’s Prime Minister: Labour Party leader Jacinda Ardern, the 40th Prime Minister of New Zealand and the third female to hold the role, resigned from office she had held for almost six years. Regarded as a political heroine on the international scene, she was later replaced by Chris Hipkins.
Pope Benedict XVI’s funeral takes place: After passing away at the age of 95 on New Year’s Day 2022, Pope Benedict XVI’s funeral took place in St Peter’s Basilica. It was presided over by his successor Pope Francis, who replaced the German following his renunciation of the papacy in 2023 – the first in 600 years.
Prince Harry publishes Spare: Prince Harry, now residing in California amid the ‘Megxit’ controversy, fuelled the ongoing drama with the release of his memoir Spare. The book broke the Guinness Record for the fastest-selling non-fiction book since records began, with more than 3.2 million copies purchased worldwide.
Thor the Walrus visits Scarborough: Everyone’s favourite North Yorkshire seaside resort was subject to a famous visit during the New Year, as Thor the Walrus had a brief stopover in Scarborough’s south bay. His arrival forced the town to cancel their fireworks display, before he departed for fresh waters.
Novak Djokovic wins the Australian Open: Serbian tennis star Novak Djokovic captured his 10th Australian Open title by defeating Stefanos Tsitsipas. The victory meant he equalled the record for Grand Slams won, with 22.
Michael Smith becomes PDC World Darts champion: England’s Michael Smith became PDC World Darts champion for the first time in his career. He made a nine-dart finish on his way to winning the title, and beat Michael Van Gerwen 7-4 at Alexandra Palace in the final.
Cristiano Ronaldo leaves Manchester United for Saudi Arabia: Five-time Ballon D’or winner Cristiano Ronaldo left the Red Devils for Saudia Arabian club Al Nassr after a tumultuous start to the 2022/23 season. The deal, which allowed the Saudi Pro League to ascend to notoriety, reportedly earns the Portugal forward $4.1 million per week.
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